Hilarious! Part I

Senator Matt McCoy (IA R)

Hey kids, wanted you to know that my high stress levels, that were killing me in Iowa, have all but disappeared.  I am, no question, a new guy.  Things are going a little slow, getting it all together, but I believe I might have a damn good paying job already...I'll keep ya posted.

Let's begin with one of my new favorite politicians, Senator Matt McCoy.  Now, Senator McCoy, all in all, is just what Iowa needs...someone with a fresh outlook, fresh opinions, and fresh...well, fresh ANYTHING.  Iowa is just NOTORIOUS for loving (and, it would seem, electing) all things old.  Old music (classic rock, oldies rock, all the old hits...I used to DJ weddings, it always drove me INSANE...no one wants anything new, only tried and true will do the trick), old houses, historical this and that...and worst of all, old Governors and stuffy old Senators (yes Grassley, I'm talkin' bout YOU).  Doesn't matter that the "head" or "Director" of DHS, Charles Palmer, is 1900 years old...doesn't matter that Senator Grassley is in Judicial dementia, and needs Medicaid...Iowans love old things, and both these L-O-S-E-R-S are ready for the moth factory.

Enter then, our illustrious (and, of course, OLD) Governor, Terry Brandstad, who, as you all well know, is a beady-eyed little bastard who's too old to bend down and tie his own laces anymore.  You may also remember that this crook got his kid off owhen he killed two old people off in a drunken stupor, with just $18 worth of court costs, and NO JAIL TIME.  I can't state enough that this tired ol' criminal has been in the Governor's office in this country, more years than ANYBODY (yes, he currently holds the U.S. record!)  I cannot BELIEVE the people of Iowa EVER were stupid enough to vote this guy BACK into the ol' Gubernatorial armchair...but, you have to remember too, that he's OLD...OLD evidently equals IN THERE to Iowans.  He's over 70, so evidently that means he's a good Governor, or Senator.

Then, in whomps Senator McCoy (yay, Matt to the rescue!), and decides, along with a few more young professional politicians (evidently the only "young professionals" that are actually EVER going to do anything at all for Iowa), to do an audit on how Iowa DHS does business.  Naturally, this MAY HAVE gotten my attention...just a little bit.  The other day, however, I got what I thought MIGHT BE a rather disappointing letter from our young Senator.  Please keep in mind that Trumpty Dumpty assigned this man to be our Chinese Ambassador (I can't help but wonder if maybe this might have been to get the guy off his back, where getting a position in the White House was concerned...he was probably bugging the crap out of Trump...and what better way to take out the garbage, then send someone off to China, eh?)  Here's what it said:

(complete with pictures)

HOSTS & VOLUNTEERS NEEDED! Party in 2 Days! View this email in your browser

THIS Thursday. Bon Voyage Branstad Party. HOSTS & VOLUNTEERS Needed. Hosts will receive special recognition. Sign up to volunteer for the party or for future events. BECOME A HOST

VOLUNTEER Help Me Continue To Fight For Iowans. Consider A Monthly Recurring $5 - $10 Contribution. #takebackiowa DONATE TODAY

Copyright © 2005-2017 Senator Matt McCoy. All Rights Reserved. Paid for by the Committee to Elect Matt McCoy Now, you can imagine, as I quickly scanned this email, that I thought the guy had flipped his lid, throwing a party for this criminal.  Thinking that the guy was supporting Brandstadt in some fashion, I responded this way: "You know, if I was still an Iowan, the only way I'd give or help give that crook a bon voyage party would be with buckshot in his kiester...but thanks for the invite." Thankfully, the response to THAT response, came back...at my total surprise, this way: "Chris, My firm works with Senator McCoy on event planning/digital organizing.  I wanted to reach out & let you know the Bon Voyage party for Branstad is not a celebration FOR Branstad. Senator McCoy's event is celebrating that Gov Branstad is leaving, finally!  Feel free to click on the image in the email to take your to the events full information as this is a "Good Riddance" party.  If you have additional questions, please follow up!" Needless to say, I gave a huge sigh of relief, and gave back one more reply, as such: "Well, that says a lot more to me about Matt in the "Great" column, and gives me hope for Iowa's future.  Wish I could help you with THAT version of your send-off, but I'm currently busy being homeless with my wife in Sioux Falls, due to the actions (and inactions) of people just like Terry.  Now, get to work on John P. Sarcone next, and you will never have a more staunch supporter for Matt than me...lol" So much for my doubting Thomas attitude, where Matt was concerned, for a minute...ok, maybe all of 5 minutes then...lol Now let's move on to the 2nd hilarious thing of late...y'all may remember back when, before I went to jail, the fact that the feds (those of our wonderful FBI), had been on my email, my facebook, my computer/network....etc.  You may also remember that they've been gone since I got out...well, no longer.  No, since I'm now winning again (there's really no way I can lose), the head criminal, John P. Sarcone, has once again sicked what is probably a whole NEW team of FBI agents on me again, because, as you'll see by these screen shots, they are once again sifting through my emails at his request, STILL trying to catch me doing something...ANYTHING wrong...even though they haven't as yet, even after 3 years, so that they can arrest me for it, and get me put away for good in Federal Prison...oh sure, they'll do it because he's an official, sure, they'll do it for a while, maybe another two years...but they're just gonna find the same NOTHING that they found before...with the exception of THE TRUTH.  They'll get bored and go away again, I'm sure of it.  In the meantime, though, I feel it's important that you see ANOTHER 3 screen shots of them doing it, so that you can see that the harassment of this father continues...and continues...and continues on...and no one pays for it but me. Someone in PA hacking into my mail passwords Emails being gone through several times by those in Omaha. More Omaha opens ...Especially since Senator McCoy, and others ....*winks*...are now watching too. Remember, Omaha NE is the nearest and one of the largest FBI branches in the area; and since John P. has run out of closer agencies, he's evidently had to call Pennsylvania in, in hopes of finding new people to report my activities to, since, I'm sure, most of the other ones have told him there's nothing they can do...since they can't...do a damn thing. Good luck with that John P. Sarcone.  I hope to see you in prison soon, buddy boy...:D

The Post-Conviction Relief Case, Part VI - Bye-Bye Des Moines!

Well kids, it's official.  The Living Man is no longer an Iowan.  Never fear former neighbors, I plan to continue to help you achieve change - in your laws, in your legal system, in your Government, and with DHS.  I'm sure you all know by know that it had to come to this, and why.  Doesn't mean I can't put a few hardened criminals in jail for you, in the meantime; or at the very least, get them to resign their offices.  Doesn't mean I care any less what happens to those of you who still opt to live there - I do.  My kids and grands still live there; and obviously, I still have much work to do.

After the latest on the Post-Conviction Relief case, stay tuned for my special good-byes to those I will miss like crazy, as opposed to those that I would, just as soon, run over with a 50-ton tank.  Oh, and just in case you were wondering, you can guarantee yourself that, not only will there also be a section for them following the good good-byes, but that they will be most entertaining to read.  You know me.  I just can't let them go without my sharpest retorts.

First of all, I feel it's important to remind you that, in a previous article concerning the case, found here:

http://themightyswordamericasdeadlysins.blogspot.com/2017/02/the-state-level-post-conviction-relief.html

I wrote up a little ditty for the courts concerning their utterly ridiculous and unconstitutionally high bail that they set on me; $70,000...for 2 Aggravated Misdemeanors and a Class D Felony (normally $2000 each for the 2 AM's, and $5000 for this class of Felony; for a supposed-to-be total of $9000), supposedly because of my "Extensive Criminal History" of just 2 simple misdemeanors (to be fair, there were 3 more simple misdemeanors as well, but none were less than 30 years old).

That said, I'd like to give credit...where credit is due, of course, and re-post for you the story of another victim of the Department of Human Services in Iowa; a grandfather they had stolen grandkids from; who allegedly threatened the lives of those of DHS, the Governor, the Lt. Governor, and Tom Miller, the Attorney General.  Thanks go out to Patricia Mitchell and Jodi Mueller for turning me on to this.  Pay close attention now, and maybe you'll see why it's so important to my case;

Pasco man charged with threatening Iowa governor, other public officials

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Richard Gillow, 59, of Port Richey, is accused of threatening to kill the governor of Iowa and other public officials. [Photo courtesy of the Pasco County Sheriff's Office]

PORT RICHEY — A Pasco County man was taken into custody Monday after he threatened to kill public officials in Iowa, including that state's governor, the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said.

Richard Gillow, 59, of Port Richey posted on Facebook and sent emails saying he was going to kill Iowa Gov. Terry Branstad, Lt. Gov. Kim Reynolds, Attorney General Tom Miller, Guardian Ad Litem Kim Ayotte and an employee of the state's Department of Human Services, deputies said.

Gillow believed all of the people he threatened to kill were involved in the removal of his grandchildren by the Department of Human Services from his daughter's custody. Gillow, a Navy veteran who suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder, told deputies he had access to weapons and had a group of people heading to Iowa to kill those involved.

Detectives in Pasco were tipped off to the threats by state attorney investigator Ken O'Brien of Polk County, Iowa.

Gillow was arrested on a charge of making written threats to kill. His bail was set at $10,000.

Credit for the reprint of this article goes out to the Tampa Bay Times.

Now, for those of you that didn't catch it, or haven't been following along, A.  I forgive you; and B.  Let me help you out.

First, the man threatened those in Government with actual feasible murder.  2nd, his bail is just $10,000.  Me?  I ALLEGEDLY threatened to kill a nobody...just a woman from Altoona, who supposedly had nothing to do with anything that happened to me, concerning the kidnapping of my child by these same criminals.  How's that un-Constitutionally high bail charge looking now?

Also worth mentioning, is the plea offer that I decided to make the state the other day.  Let me know what you think:

"I, the petitioner, Christopher (Bruce) the living man, does hereby make this plea offer:

1. The State agrees to pay the plaintiff $25,000 in restitution for 365 days
spent in the Polk County Jail, and for pain and suffering to his family, and
for violating his Constitutional rights, within 30 days, and without delay.

2. The State agrees to expunge the plaintiff’s record of the convictions of
Stalking and Harassment in the First Degree.

3. The State agrees to drop all attempts to collect room and board fees for
Christopher the living man, by and for the Polk County Jail.

4. The Plaintiff will, thereby, agree to not embarrass and expose Polk County
for the crimes committed against the plaintiff in this case, and for the case
of #FECR292312, online, and on the days of trial, July 5th and 6th, 2017,
via the media, the Executive and Legislative branches of the Iowa
Government, and via the citizens of Iowa.

5. The Plaintiff will not file civil criminal complaints against all involved in this
trial in Federal Court, embarrassing Polk County further; and possibly
ruining the careers of 3-5 judges, 3-4 Polk County Attorneys, and other
involved parties.

6. The plaintiff agrees to not contact anyone associated with any of these
cases ever again, for any reason.

7. The Plaintiff agrees to drop this case against the State, with Prejudice.


Should this plea offer be rejected on the record of the court, all plea offers will thereby be exhausted.  The Respondent, The State of Iowa, has 30 days to accept.

Christopher, The Living Man"

I think that's fair...don't you?

So...on to my fair-thee-wells, eh?

First, to my real friends, those who stuck by me, even when I became a raving lunatic at the loss of my child...worth mentioning are Sandra Johnston, Kimmy Kay White, Zach Linn, Bryant Piner, Cassandra Weeks, Danielle Martinez and Monika Sherman.  Forever may ye wave,

I suppose I should probably give my asshole brother a kudo as well, for at least taking the time to hear me out about my cases...somewhat, and helping me realize I wasn't really crazy, that they did indeed take my child for no feasible rhyme or reason.  Other than that, I think we do better in our relationship when we hardly speak for months at a time.  I'll try to miss you, just a little...but no guarantees.

Sorry guys...that's about all I have for the good good-byes.  Now it's time for those I will never in life miss, as well as those tank people. 

To my former Mother - I hope dementia takes you to new unbelievably torturous heights, as you waste away to nothing.  Never before have I known a mother who was crass enough to totally dis-own her first-born.  This is the woman who put me in a mental institution at 8, forever tried to alienate me from my father - the only relative of mine that I DO like unconditionally; then disowned me for allegedly "threatening her", because she didn't like the fact that I wanted her to mind her own business where my marriage was concerned; then proceeded to make my wife wait for $2500 for almost 3 weeks because of it.  She hasn't spoken to me in probably 10 years or better.  Thank you for showing me all the love of a dung-beetle rolling up a ball of shit.  You will be forever forgotten, and never missed.

To my only REAL wife's family - may you all rot in Hell for abandoning Elizabeth when she married me.  This was because we caught her mother's mother trying to steal from her all that she was due when her mother died.  The grandmother STILL managed to get away with all of the insurance money, almost $300,000, but also tried to cheat her out of $240,000 in bank account savings as well.  The family disowned Elizabeth as well, when we asked her to move out of the run down house she was still living in when we moved in because of all of that - and also because she couldn't help trying to continue to control her, and still treated her like doggy-doo-doo, even after she was married, and evidently expected me to be OK with it.

To my sons, Nicholas, Ryan and Louis - Nicholas, you weren't really a bad kid...of you, I am most proud...at least you went overseas to protect our supposed freedoms.  I'm afraid I never did get with the fact that you wouldn't let me be a grandfather to my first-born grandgirl because you didn't really know me...a stupid excuse, I'm afraid.  To Ryan, thank you for blaming me for stealing that insurance check from my brother; I hope you choke on the money.  Thank you for being the criminal lunatic that you are, thanks to your equally lunatic criminal mother.  To Louis, I loved your mother more than I've ever loved another woman, and you sided with me when all of this happened to me...why you chose to fuck me over afterwards is still a real mystery.  Someday, your grandkids will definitely be told the truth about what you did, when you cut me out of their lives, I assure you.

To the criminals of Iowa...

To John P. Sarcone, Wop criminal county attorney for Polk County, Iowa - Quite Simply??  I will get you sucka.  You will either rot in jail, or you will retire in shame, when I'm through with you...count on it.  If nothing else, I will be sure that you will never operate in a criminal capacity again, you fucking moron.  Your fleecing of the Iowa citizenry that you don't care to breath on will end, and it will end very soon.

To Emily Nieman, DHS worker - Someday, you will indeed pay for what you did to our family.  I still have your number, and even though the no contact order was lifted, I have chosen still not to use it further.  Not because I'm afraid of what might happen, but because I see no need to torture you now.  I'm sure that you'll torture your own soul enough; and if you don't, I'll be sure that you do.

To ALL the Assistant County Attorneys in all of my cases - Stephanie Brown, Kevin J. Brownell, Linda Lane, Kevin Bell and now, Jesse Ramirez - Your part in my undoing will be brought to light, if it takes me the remainder of all of my days, and you will be brought very low.  Expect retribution from me in the highest order.

To Judge William A. Price - I will not rest until you are behind bars, you son-of-a-camel-jockey.  I

 will, someday, take all that you have from you, you scum.  Count on it.

Well, I think that about does it for sad goodbyes.  Toodle-oo, you Idiots Out Walking Around.  I finally made it out...intact, I might add.  Until we meet again, July 5th and 6th.  Be ready.  I sure will be  ;)