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OMFG America!!! I haven't had a good laugh in a long time, and now I feel like a new man! I haven't laughed so hard in months as I have today...I'm STILL giggling. This is so classic of the type of crap these people expect us to swallow...UNFREAKIN'BELIEVABLE. For REALLIES???
First, I'm going to post the docs...then we'll have some fun with it.
First of all, keep this in mind, before you try and pick out that I'm harassing this poor girl and ruining her life, consider the following: this woman does NOT have to listen to others talk about how I badmouth her, doesn't have to read my blog, and CERTAINLY never had to listen to EVERY MINUTE of ALL of my voicemails when I left them for her...what, 5 months ago now? I haven't contacted this woman again in ANY WAY SINCE! 2nd, remember that I haven't seen...nor spoken to this woman whatsoever from July 29th, until ...NEVER, the following year. Oh, the destruction to this poor bitch's social life, huh? Poor wittle girl.
Maybe she should have thought about that before stealing my nine day old daughter, then committing perjury on the stand, then lying 55 times in our assessment...HMMM??
Let's start from the top...BUT FIRST, a bit of history.
This concerns a batch of 3 voicemails that I left this woman, on the weekend, around the first of January, on her cell phone, while her phone was turned off. The worst I ever did was call her a coupla names (that I'm sure describe her perfectly), then threatened her job.
Then, in March, because I was now plugging the Assessment Appeal, which is MAY 14TH AND 15TH, THIS YEAR, AND IS A PUBLIC HEARING, AT THE WALLACE BLDG. IN DES MOINES, IOWA, WHERE WE WILL HOLD A PEACEFUL PRE-HEARING PROTEST FOR JUSTICE @7 A.M.., PRIOR TO THE HEARING...YOU ARE OF COURSE, ALL INVITED!...which stars none other than the removal worker and all of her lies, they now decide to charge me with harassment, and took the charges all the way back to the first day I met the woman. 'Magine that. Wish I could pull off that little trick! Worse yet, THEY HAD NO VIABLE PROOF OF THIS...but they drove 2 hours to where I lived (I had no car, mind you), utilizing the help of the Secret Service, (they had no clue where to find me; and were worried that I was going to, possibly, walk to Des Moines, 2 hours away and harass her further, then walk two hours back home again. The secret service, I imagine, was involved, because some yahoo *coughJAKELANCASTERcoughcough*at the Des Moines Iowa Police Department wanted to make the charges stick better, and find me. So they scoured my blog and found this sentence. then called the Secret Service to involve them, so THEY could find me..."I'm going to Washington; I'm going to camp out on Obama's doorstep until someone does something about the corruption in my state"...CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SH**??
Then, wonder upon wonder, all of a sudden, the transcribed voicemails they filed in our juvenile case, magically changed to say (even though I have what they filed, and saw only one sentence even close to it...that, as I stated, threatened her job only)...that I had threatened to kill her. Again...'magine that.
So they drove me back to Des Moines, where I was held for 3 days, had to bail myself out...get home on my own..and miracle upon miracle, they dropped the charges before I was going to show up for court. 'MAGINE THAT. Mostly cause they didn't have any proof.
So now, AFTER the charges have been dismissed...well, NOW the woman wants to file a victim impact statement...shown above, showing how I've managed to ruin her life in these last few months...even though I haven't contacted her in any way. How does that work exactly, again? Say WHAAAAAA?
Sorry...shiny object.
So on to this...this...thingy, at the top of page one, it asks if she'd be interested in setting up a mediation btwn. the two of us...she says NO, of course.
Then, in this bitch's statement to the Judge, she states that this affects her work and personal life..even though I haven't contacted her for 5 whole months and live 2 hours away...I'm affecting her personal life...RIGGGGGGHT. Oh, and let's not forget that I speak very poorly of her in public...uh...DUUUUUH!! You STOLE OUR CHILD, THEN LIED TO EVERYONE ABOUT IT; then if THAT wasn't nearly enough, now I have to spend two days in court refuting the 55+ lies you told in our assessment, in order to stay off of the child abuse registry I'm sorry, I'm supposed to praise your name in public? REALLY?
In the next paragraph, the poor abused social worker then goes on to say that she is FORCED to spend more time on this case than what is needed...uhhh...HELLO!!! THE CASE IS OVER! OUR RIGHTS ARE CURRENTLY TERMINATED!!! How, then, is it? Ohhhh, the assessment appeal you mean, then? Well, I'm sure she'll have to work very hard on covering her ass for the 6 felony charges she committed, and to remember and justify the lies and the perjurous testimony she told. Oh gee...I'm sowwy...everybody say AWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Now that that BS is past, let's move right along to page 2. Now, the check marks you see are how what I'm doing..leaving her 3 messages, threatening her job...is inconveniencing this poor little SW. The first one you'll see is Court Appearances...NOWWAITJUSTAMINUTE...court appearances? You wanna know how many court appearances this woman had to attend over us? Ready for this? 1. One whole hearing..oh, I'm sorry...and the assessment appeal. That's 2. Know how many we had to attend? 7...including the assessment appeal. I think I need one of these sheets to be filled out by US! Oh, it gets better...
Then she checks missed work..and then, off to the side, is a paragraph that clearly states that she has NOT MISSED ANY WORK OVER THIS...WHAAAAA? Oh, I'm sorry...but it affects the time she's spent dealing w/my on-going issues...WHAT ON GOING ISSUES? I have NOT CONTACTED THIS WOMAN AT ALL IN THE LAST 5 MONTHS!! How is this ONGOING??
And finally...Inconvenience. Oh..oh, I'm soooooooo sorry to have inconvenienced you by wanting off the child abuse registry. I'm sorry I inconvenienced you by disagreeing with everything you LIED ABOUT. I'M SORRY I INCONVENIENCED YOU BY MAKING YOU FILE CHARGES ON ME TO HAVE ME ARRESTED FOR NOTHING!!
And now, kids, we come to the emotional turmoil I have put this woman through...with three messages I left her that she didn't have to listen to. The first is FEAR. Whatever dood. I am really askeered of that man, he's 2 hours away, has a life and no car, and hasn't had contact with me since..., I'M AFRAID OF HIM!" Seriously?...okok...let's move on to the next, SLEEP DEPRIVATION. Oh, you surely know how sorry I am about that...maybe it isn't me, but maybe the fact that you wrongfully stole, not only MY child...but a hundred other ones as well!! I don't believe I'd be sleeping too well at all. Next, there's concern for safety. This is a little redundant, isn't it? Didn't we cover this under FEAR?? Anyway...
Now, let's move on to what I really love. Now, after the charges are dismissed...now, she wants to suggest I get probation...FOR THE SAME NOTHING...and a fine...and community service...and, a mental health evaluation (oh no, not falling for that BS again) and yes another substance abuse evaluation, that they couldn't get me to do before...BECAUSE I DON'T DO DRUGS...and expect me to believe that they won't falsify those results again?? You gotta be out of your everlovin' minds.
...and a no contact order...except there is one already.
OR...
READY FOR THIS??
INCARCERATION...because she believes that I would not take probation seriously. OKAAAAY...then why did you even bother checking the Probation box and wasting all the time and effort describing in full detail why, if you didn't think I'd take it seriously?? I think this is an either or, NOT BOTH...friggin idiot woman. Can you believe the shit coming out of this proven lying bitches lips? UNREAL!!
In conclusion, she writes that I would continue to have no contact with her...oh believe me, I have absolutely no wont to even look at this woman's lying face..until the assessment appeal. Too bad the no contact order will NOT APPLY THERE...hehe. Finally, she rants on about how I continue to write about her in my blog...TILL THE END OF TIME, SOCIAL WORKER, OR UNTIL YOU'RE IN PRISON, A OR B IS FINE WITH ME; n several anti-DHS online forums and groups...uh...why do you believe there are SEVERAL online groups America? Because CPS is good and perfect? WROOOOOONG!!
..AND
That I continue to write about her to news stations and political figures. So sorry. Really? Wouldn't YOU? Gimme a fucking break. Have a nice day, and see what happens in court, I say. Get over it.
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OK America...now these people are just plain ol' pissin' me off.
Today I got my first piece of great news from the Iowa Supreme Court. We provided these ass-wipes with only 6 little things...that cost us over $200 and a whole weeks worth of man-hours, including typing, editing, printing, collating, 3-hole punching, binding, stapling, then running down to the post office in order to mail these guys 4 packages, with 2 full reams of paper (printed with almost 2 full ink cartridges full of ink), with over $15.00 worth of postage on them. Those 6 little things were:
1. The petition of appeal, with a blue cover, 21 pages. 17 copies
2. The original petition of Termination: 7 pages, 17 copies.
3. The AMENDED petition for Termination: ALSO 7 pages, 17 copies.
4. The Termination Order: 13 pages, 17 copies.
5. The Motion to waive confidentiality.
6. The Motion to stay Termination.
Of these, they already had numbers 2-4, practically already in their laps. It was just down the street at the courthouse...and was probably already on efile, where they could have moved their mice a couple times, and sent to print, and WHAM. Coulda saved me over 429 sheets of paper, 1 full ink cartridge, black, and $7 worth of postage. Can't have that, now can we? HELL no.
Then, there was the Petition. 357 white pages, 17 blue cover pages, at about 1 ink cartridge, 4/5 of a ream of paper, and around 8 dollars in postage.
That doesn't even include the notice and the combined certificate.
Now, after looking over this ENTIRE case, and asking for EVERY SINGLE COURT DOCUMENT, prior to the Termination order, and everything we brought in both the petition and the combined certificate...after every bit of wrong these bastards pulled on us...all the evidence thrown out, records falsified, etc...the sonsabitches had the GALL...to deny a stay of Termination.
I pulled out a voodoo doll, one for each Supreme Court Judge and jammed each and every one with a drill bit. It didn't help.
So, I'm guessing, these people have NO intention of playin' fair. Fine! I don't plan to be fair either.
Enter Phase II of my evil plan.
Psychological warfare.
Now, they don't realize it yet? But this has ALREADY been that. Now we step it up a few notches.
We'll start out by calling in to see just how that motion to drop all charges in the 1st degree harassment case is doing. It had best be doing something and fast, or a counter suit will be filed IMMEDIATELY...as well as one to bring slander and libel against the county attorney's office. Then we'll work on everyone else.
Then we work, once again, on the fosters and the church that supports them. They are in the process of getting videos of people who slam the system, and who are very respectable influences, as well as some good ol' informative articles and anonymous videos offa youtube. These will be the people that crack first, I'm betting on it. Remeber, to this day, not a SINGLE ONE has asked me to stop, save the fosters...and they will never stop getting emails from me, till they BEG me to stop..and stop being fosters; I don't give a shit HOW many 3rd degree harassment charges I get.
Next, we get to work on the Government. Remember the sidekick program, right? Well, we sent this little ditty to an agent named S.T., after I watched him open like, email #13 this week:
"I'm just slightly curious...
Are you going to just open all of my emails (I have a program that tells me each time you do, by the way), and never do anything with this?
JA was the person who referred me to you. She said you contacted her, and offered her a certain amount of help.
She also said that it had a lot to do with the idea of immunity...well, everyone in Iowa that has even a little to do with this subject of child removal...is supposedly immune to prosecution, and goes out of its way to say so at each and every opportunity. This, of course, has created corruption in our state...no, EVERY state on levels that go from the Governor all the way down to the nurse who changed her diaper when she was born...as well as to the lunatic woman on 4 psychotropic drugs who admittedly, in a letter she wrote to me, that I posted on my blog, once tried to drive her and her husband over a cliff...the same who called...ONCE...and told CPS that we were doing and dealing drugs in our apartment...and was never heard from again. This woman is now in Florida somewhere, and has completely and utterly destroyed our lives..and CPS, the courts, attorneys, the county attorney, the Attorney General, the Judges, the doctors, the nurses, the reporter...are all...every one..immune to prosecution for doing wrong, in removing our 9 day old baby from the mother's care. And here you sit. Opening my emails. And doing NOTHING.
Let it be said that opening THIS email..and still doing nothing...is every bit as big a crime as if you had removed our daughter yourself.
Sleep well. If you can."
Needless to say...he opened that one as well...then STILL did NOTHING. Big Surprise there, right?
Then, of course, the lot of you know about all the emails I've been bulk mailing. The latest fare included a copy of the slam on Foster Care in Tedx and the Anonymous video that was made to tell the world about CPS. I love this job...whatever it is I do, anyway.
Better yet, and most importantly, I've been garnering a hell of a following, thanks to the radio show. I have a few SUPER shows coming up that may just raise the roof on the number of listeners. Thursday, we have the Reverand Rosemary Dalton, an advocate of the higher order for children and parents, and this Saturday, we have Asher Gemler...and I believe you know who that is...DONTCHA? Ought to be a couple of really FABULOUS shows.
I'd like to take just a minute to ....*wipes a tear from the corner of his eye*....to thank some people for the special place they've earned in my life. Marti Pike, my #1 fan. Hopefully I don't get in a car wreck and end up in a wheelchair...but if I do, I think I'll be O.K. with Marti holding the sledgehammer and threatening me while I write my newest post series, while she froths at the mouth screaming "write the COCK...A DOODY....POST!!"...hey, at least I have great looking fans...:D
To KSB, you're the shit dood. KSB and I will be moving over to SNN.BZ soon to syndicate our radio shows, and will be the new home for this blog as well. KSB (A.K.A., The Captain) and I collaborated early on, and I think it's gonna be a long and prosperous friendship.
Thanks to fans Rudy Orr and Asher Gemler, Honey Lee Buhlman, Michelle Rabe, Wendy Greene, and the rest of all of the groups...some of these people have been promo-ing the crap outta me, and I don't believe I coulda made it this far without their participation. A big giant slobery kiss for these people...I don't give a shit WHAT sex you is, you're gettin' one anyway!
OK, enough of all the sentimental mushy crap. Let's get it ON!!...GOD I loves the I-net. The psycho-warfare has BEGUN!! :D
